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"Pins and Needles" is the second episode of the first season of Rosempire.

Synopsis[]

Rosinca and RCD's relationship has some issues.

Plot[]

It was the same day as Rosinca had reformed, she was told the upsetting news involving her lover, Inca Rose.

Rosinca: So.... It's true...... Right?

Rose Gold: I'm sorry to say this, dear, but yes, it's true. Inca Rose is completely gone, she's been missing for centuries.

Rosinca sighs in a highly depressing and sad manner.

Rosinca: Whelp, at least we have the future of the Crystal Gems, right? Where's Rose?

Rose Gold: Rose Quartz?

Rosinca: Yes.

Rose Gold: She's not here with us physically, she had a son and she sacrificed her physical form to give birth to him.

Rosinca: Well... That's bad yet good, I'm gonna miss Rose Quartz.

Rose Gold: Anyways, wanna go check on Dana and Lapi?

Rosinca: Sure! I wanna see how they are, they are the future of the Crystal Gems after all.

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Danalite: Lapis.

Lapis Diaspore: Hm?

Danalite: Why don't you eat a cheez-it, and shut the fuck up?

Lapis Diaspore: Nah.

Rosinca and Rose Gold walk into the room where Danalite and Lapis Diaspore are in.

Danalite: 'sup.

Lapis Diaspore: Hi.

Rosinca: So, how are you two?

Danalite: Annoyed.

Lapis Diaspore: Good.

Rosinca: Danalite, why are you annoyed?

Danalite: Lapi won't eat a cheez-it and shut the fuck up.

Rosinca: WHO TOUGHT YOU HOW TO TALK LIKE TH--

Rose Gold: Rozzy, it's fine, she's a free gem.

Rosinca: Eugh, fine.

Danalite: YEAH! LET PEARL SAY FUCK!

Rose Gold: Dana, enough.

Danalite crosses her arms.

Danalite: Okay mom.

Lapis Diaspore: Yeah, don't break the fourth wall Dana.

Danalite's face changes to a shade of reddish purple.

Rose Gold: Lapi, you're better than this, don't stoop to that level.

Lapis Diaspore: Fine....

Rosinca: So, what's going on with the other residents?

Rose Gold: Sadly, most of them were shattered, got corrupted, or joined Homeworld. Me, RCD, Dana and Lapi are the only ones left, and now you too!

Rosinca: Oh.... Speaking of which, where is RCD?

Rose Gold: Ah, they're working on new technology for us.

Rosinca: Sounds great, we can always use more technology around the spire.

Rock Candy Druzy walks out of the forgery room, and greets Rosinca.

RCD: Rozzy! It's been ages hasn't it?

Rosinca: It's been a day...

RCD: I know, but I consider that ages. So, do you still have those opinions about me..?

Rosinca: I'd rather not....

RCD sighs.

Danalite: What happened between you two? I wanna know so I can talk shit about you to my friends.

Rosinca: Talk shit?

RCD: Rosinca and me were..... Well.... Very very close friends....

Rosinca: RCD was a horrible person to me, and betrayed me.

RCD: Stop making it seem like you're the victim, Rozzy, I tried to apologize and be nice but you obviously refused.

Rosinca: That's because you're nothing but a defecating Homeworld heathen.

Rosinca then leaves.

RCD: Sometimes, I don't even want to make weapons for you guys, now is one of those times.

RCD then leaves.

Danalite: Wow, that was better than a storyline from Cybernetic Crusades.

Rose Gold: Why do you think it was cancelled? It was horrible.

Lapis Diaspore: I wonder if I should comfort them.

Danalite: OH MY GOD LAPI!

Lapis Diaspore: Wha?

Danalite: YOU'RE SHOWING EMOTION!!!

Lapis Diaspore: Please.

Rose Gold: If anyone should comfort them, it should be me.

Rose Gold steps on the warp pad, and tries to find Rosinca.

Danalite: So, Lapi, are you gonna finally eat a cheez-it and shut the fuck up--

Lapis Diaspore: I will shatter your gem so badly you won't even scream.

Danalite: ...Oh.

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Rose Gold has warped into an abandoned spire, known as the fire spire. Desperatley trying to find RCD.

Rose Gold: RCD???

RCD shows up from one of the pillars.

RCD: It appears you've, found me?

Rose Gold: Well, obviously.

RCD: Why exactly are you here? To cheer me up like I'm some sort of sensitive white bitch who's in her 20's? Tsk tsk, Rose Gold, this is a new low for you.

Rose Gold: What a new low for YOU to be so rude like this.

RCD: Please. I don't need another gem therapist to "Whine about my problems" with.

RCD summons their weapon suddenly.

RCD: So, if you'll please get the fuck out of my way, it'd be a pleasure.

Rose Gold: WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON, DON'T YOU DARE EVEN TRY TO POOF ME.

RCD: Looks like you'll find out my alignment.

RCD lunges at Rose Gold with their flail. Rose Gold blocks the attack with her wristbands.

Rose Gold: Hm, you're fighting skills have really toned down, but looks like I'll have to deal with this.

Rose Gold summons her rapier.

Rose Gold: Now, let's do this like old times, shall we?

RCD: Just like old times.

Rose Gold and RCD clash like titans.

Rose Gold: Wow, you're much stronger than I remember, but you're not gonna poof me like this.

RCD: "Sure." I'll believe that when Lapis Diaspore gets some damn emotion.

RCD chokes Rose Gold with their flail.

RCD: So, what'cha gonna do now?

Rose Gold: Sh-shut.....

Rose Gold slices the flail apart.

Rose Gold: SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

RCD: I think i won't.

RCD summons a new flail.

Rose Gold: OH LOOK! A new weak flail. Just give up now, RCD.

RCD: NO. JUST LET ME HAVE THIS.

RCD gets a hold of Rose Gold's sword lasso style, and then swings it around, and POOF.

Rose Gold: Just like old times.

Rose Gold bubbles RCD, and sends them to the bubble dome in the Cityscape Spire. Rose Gold finds the nearest warp pad.

Rose Gold: Next stop, Rozzy.

Rose Gold has warped into a field of blueberries, which was Rosinca's favorite place, Rose Gold has hoped to find Rosinca here.

Rose Gold: ROZZY! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

Bushes shake.

Rose Gold: ROZZY!

Out of the bush comes out a semi corrupted gem.

???: oLleH?!! tI'S Em!!!

Rose Gold: What??

???: ¡¡ʇǝɐɹs ɥǝɐןıuƃ s,ɹsoǝ oɟ osɯǝ ɯǝ ƃǝʇ

Rose Gold: ...Wait...

Rose Gold walks up to the semi-corrupted gem.

Rose Gold: INCA?

Media[]

Characters[]

Locations[]

  • Fire Spire
  • Blueberry Field

Objects[]

  • Rose Gold's weapon
  • Rock Candy Druzy's weapon
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